Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Guy 2 英语 歌词 & 中文 翻译本

You want some more of this, bitch? – 你还要这个吗，婊子？ Back in the heezy… We could do this all year long – 回到昏昏欲睡的地方。.. 我们可以这样做一整年 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another – 我在第一首歌中告诉过你，我会在另一首歌中告诉你 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） I don’t have a girlfriend, my hand’s my only lover – 我没有女朋友，我的手是我唯一的爱人 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper – 每周有一个晚上我妈妈喜欢给我做晚饭 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman – 迈克尔*基顿是我最喜欢的蝙蝠侠 I was walking down the street just the other day – 前几天我在街上走 I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way – 我看到这两个漂亮的婊子，他们走在我的路上 “Yo, what you girls doing tonight?” is what I wanted to say – “哟，你们这些姑娘今晚做什么？”是我想说的 But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake – 但突然我惊慌失措，我的声音开始颤抖 So I put my head down, and I just walked away – 所以我低下头，就走开了 I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great – 反正我还有一辆公共汽车要赶，结果很好 Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play – 上车，戴上耳机，按下播放 Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass – 雪丽尔*克劳，詹姆斯*布朗特，还有该死的低音王牌 Yo, what can I say? It’s just a day in my life – 我能说什么呢？ 这只是我生命中的一天 I’m up early in the morning, in bed early at night – 我一大早就起床，一大早就躺在床上 To be productive at work, I got to be well rested – 为了在工作中富有成效，我必须得到充分的休息 Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said – 是啊，混蛋，你听到我刚才说的话了吗？ (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） I don’t like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter – 我不喜欢人造黄油，我更喜欢黄油的味道 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters – 我小时候最喜欢的电影是超人和捉鬼敢死队 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater – 我很难在水下睁开眼睛 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） And I’m not a huge Nicolas Cage fan – 我也不是尼古拉斯*凯奇的超级粉丝 I’m from a lower-middle class family – 我来自一个中下阶层家庭 Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek – 我和我的兄弟姐妹玩捉迷藏 I have good memories from my childhood, bitch – 我从小就有美好的回忆，婊子 My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch – 我最喜欢的玩具是我他妈的救火车，婊子 I used to play with that motherfucker all day long – 我以前整天和那个混蛋玩 Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog – 直到我从西尔斯目录中了解到性 And then I played with my motherfucker all day long – 然后我整天和我的混蛋玩 About ten times a day, man, all year long – 一天大约十次，伙计，一整年 My favorite song, motherfucker, I don’t like to admit it – 我最喜欢的歌，混蛋，我不喜欢承认 Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic – 是电影《泰坦尼克号》中的席琳*迪翁歌曲 (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you) – （每晚在我的梦里，我看到你，我感觉到你） Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye – 每次我听到那该死的东西，我的眼睛就会流下一滴眼泪 Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die? – 为什么莱昂纳多*迪卡普里奥必须死？ Yo, I’m not afraid to say that I’m a sensitive guy – 哟，我不怕说我是个敏感的人 Sticks and stones break my bones – 棍棒和石头打破了我的骨头 But it’s the words that make me cry – 但正是这些话让我哭泣 Like that time in grade three – 就像三年级的时候 When a girl called me Stupid Face – 当一个女孩叫我傻脸 She really hurt me, why’d she call me Stupid Face? – 她真的伤害了我，她为什么叫我傻脸？ Is my face stupid? How’s that even possible? – 我的脸傻吗？ 这怎么可能？ A person could be stupid, but a face, that’s impossible – 一个人可能是愚蠢的，但一张脸，那是不可能的 Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it – 狗屎总是发生，你学会了如何处理它 Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit – 常规的，日常的，正常的他妈的废话 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher – 当我打架的时候，我通常会坐担架离开 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather – 当我无话可说时，我通常会谈论天气 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better – 我喜欢第一个回到未来，但第二个更好 (I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker) – （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋） I like red peppers better than the green ones – 我喜欢红辣椒比绿色的好 Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher – 哦，攒了我的钱去买一台新的洗碗机 Mine broke about six months ago… Motherfucker – 我的六个月前坏了。.. 混蛋 Go, go, go, go, go shorty – 快快快快快快 It’s your birthday – 今天是你的生日 Go party like it’s your birthday – 就像今天是你的生日一样去派对 I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay – 我没有被邀请，但没关系 I’ll just stay at home, and play some video games – 我就呆在家里玩电子游戏